Monkey Farts Silk & Satin skin cream, handmade in USA, fruity, face and body cream, anti aging, moisturizing, contains Aloe 4 oz


Monkey Farts Jar Cream

Stardust Soaps, plant based, handmade Monkey Farts Jar cream is a delightful fragrance blend of fresh bananas and juicy grapefruit, the middle notes of kiwi, juicy bubblegum, and strawberries; and a hint of vanilla. Smells good enough to eat, but it's a dessert for your skin. Does not clog pours. The name will make you Laugh, but it's content is no joke. Rich and Creamy your skin will feel nourished and not greasy. Contains Shea Butter, Aloe, Silk Amino Acids, Sunflower & Coconut oils. Rich in Vitamin E, a natural anti-oxidant.

Handmade each jar contains 4 oz.
Made in USA - No added dyes or color
This lotion/cream does not contain mineral oil
Dye Free

Stardust Soaps are made in small batches in Arizona. We have been making luxury skin care products since 2008 originated in Frisco, Texas. All of our handmade luxury products are individually wrapped and packaged and individually labeled with all the ingredients.


A 8.6% sales tax will be charged to all Arizona purchases.
You do not have to have a Pay Pal account to pay for your purchase, just a credit card.

* All reserve/custom orders are to be paid within 24 hours unless other arrangements have been made. All reserve/custom orders are to be paid prior to order shipment.

Shipping from United States

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS UP TO DATE, CURRENT, AND SPELLED CORRECTLY WITH ETSY. We ship to your address that Etsy. If you want us to send to another address as a gift, please leave a note during check out, in the comment section.

Estimated shipping times North America first class mail is 3-5 business days, In Arizona typically 1 -3 days. You may also opt to purchase additional shipping services such as priority. Priority Mail is typically 1 to 3 Business days depending upon location within the United States.

* All Products shipped in the United States are Shipped USPS With a tracking number(Delivery Confirmation)

* All Orders (Local and International) are Shipped First Class or Priority Mail 16 oz or more.

For Customs and Import Tax - International orders, the buyer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and import charges that are levied at the time of delivery. We are not responsible for any customs delays.

* Option to Upgrade to Priority Shipping for USA available.

* For larger quantity orders, two options: #1 the system calculates the shipping and any shipping overages will be refunded to the original method of payment. #2 message me for a reserve/custom order, and the shipping will be calculated for that specific order.

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

I Don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
Due to the nature of bath and body products, all sales are final, no refunds.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.


For those concerned about my use of Palm Oil, I use only sustainable palm in my recipes. What is sustainable palm oil? Certified sustainable palm oil (CSPO) and palm kernel oil (CSPKO) is produced by palm oil plantations which have been independently audited and found to comply with the globally agreed environmental standards devised by the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO). These stringent sustainability criteria relate to social, environmental and economic good practice.


Reviews (4)


My skin loves this lotion and it smells wonderful yet subtle.

This is so awesome!! Not only do I just love the name, but it makes your skin feel so soft and silky!! I order one for myself and for my mom and it lasts for months!! Will buy lots more!!

Smells wonderful! Packaged well & shipped quickly ~ thank you!

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